Yes President Ahmadinajad There Is A Homo Clause

"DEAR EDITOR: I am a 41 year old head of State for The Islamic Republic of Iran.
"Some of my Politicos and Imam friends say there is no Homo Claus.
"Papa says, 'If you see it On Al Jazeera it's so.'
"Please tell me the truth; is there a Homo Claus?

"Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
"The Islamic Republic Of Iran."

President Ahmadinejad, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of an age embracing ignorance, war, and hate. They do not believe except [what] they wish to see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All closed minds, President Ahmadinejad, whether they be men's or children's, yours or Bush’s, are little. In this great universe of ours closed minded man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect, as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.

Yes, President Ahmadinejad, there is a Homo Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to the lives of some, if not yourself included, its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Homo Claus. It would be as dreary as if there were no Cher, Madonna, Barbara, or Liza. There would be no fabulous clothes then, no poetry, no romance, no Abercrombie, no musical theater, no fabulousness to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, especially in sense and sight. The eternal light with which Homos fill this world, and make it beautiful and fabulous, would be extinguished.

Not believe in Homo Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies! Oh, you don’t? Don’t worry girl we’ll take you to Chelsea that’ll make a believer outta anyone!
You got your Government to hire men to watch all the clothing, music, and shoe stores in Tehran to catch Homo Claus, but even they did not see Homo Claus, just the fairies, which they promptly arrested and carted off to sweep under the rug. What did that prove? Nobody sees Homo Claus, but that is no sign that there is no Homo Claus. The most real things in the world are ideas that closed minded men cannot see. Did you ever see fairies dancing in the club? Of course not, but that's no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the numbers of homos there are unseen and unseeable in the world. Yet their impact is seen and felt by all, on the daily.

You may tear apart the night spots, coffee houses, gathering places, safe houses, and block the internet sites to create a veil covering the unseen world which Iran’s Homos live in. But not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived, with their guns, prisons, beatings, hangings and persecutions could make your fairies straight. Only faith, fancy, poetry, love, romance, fashion, music, open dialogue, acceptance, freedom of assembly, and of movement, can push aside the curtain of ignorance and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory which comes by accepting people for who they are -ACCEPTING PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY ARE. Is such at all possible or real? Ah, President Ahmadinejad, in all this world there is nothing more real and abiding.

No Homo Claus! Thank God! he lives, and he lives forever! A thousand years from now, President Ahmadinejad, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, he will continue to make fabulous the world of men.